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A moose called Keith!
There was a young mouse called keith,
Who circumsised men with his teeth,
It wasn't for leisure,
Or sexual pleasure,
But for the cheese he found underneath!

Poem
Kissing is a habit
Fucking is a game,
Guys get all the pleasure,
Girls get all the pain,
The guys say i love you,
You believe it's true,
But when your tummy starts to swell,
He says 'to hell with you',
10 minutes of pleasure,
9 months in pain,
3 days in hospital,
A baby without a name,
The baby is a bastard,
The mother is a whore,
This never would have happened,
If the rubber hadn't tore!

Scientific Explanation
sex is when a guys communication
enters a girls information
to increase the population
for a younger generation
do you get the information
or do you need a demonstration




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