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Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? |
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Why did the condom go flying round the room? Because he got pissed off! |
A poem There once was a girl from Wick, Who asked her mum whats a dick, she said now listen annie, It goes up your fanny, And jumps up and down til its sick! |
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3 Willies in a bed! |
What do you call a female police officer who shaves her minge? Cunt Stubble |
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Sing a song of intercourse Sing a song of intercourse, A pocket full of spunk, 120 penises going up a cunt, When the cunt is open up the penis goes, What a lovely feeling, Have another go!!!!!!! |