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Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?
A prostitute can wash her crack and use it again!


Why did the condom go flying round the room?
Because he got pissed off!
  A poem
There once was a girl from Wick,
Who asked her mum whats a dick,
she said now listen annie,
It goes up your fanny,
And jumps up and down til its sick!

3 Willies in a bed!
There were 3 willies in a bed, the first one said i love my owner because he strokes me every night
the second one said i love my owner to because he strokes me and brushes me every night
the third one said i hate my owner because every night he sticks a bag over my head and makes me do pressups till im sick!

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What do you call a female police officer who shaves her minge?
Cunt Stubble


Sing a song of intercourse
Sing a song of intercourse,
A pocket full of spunk,
120 penises going up a cunt,
When the cunt is open up the penis goes,
What a lovely feeling,
Have another go!!!!!!!



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